May 2013
Weed is like a really badly kept secret which everyone knows about yet still pretends as if it’s a secret.
black-67-chevy-impala:
castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
you didn’t
mikedunce:
if ever in doubt there’s a political party in britain called the official monster raving loony party and their political position is “sitting, facing forward” and they propose that pokémon should be considered an endangered species
a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd
jaymhensley:
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
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swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
martincrieffsbakedpotato:
stilesthejeepwhisperer:
I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that’s it
that is literally what it is
msjewbooty:
there is a man who always shows up at the mall near me and he wears really weird clothes and has a light up belt buckle and stuff and i found a facebook page for him with almost 3000 likes
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
“Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or...”
– my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via commanderspock)
alphastridercest:
bambiisqueen:
alphastridercest:
queer noises
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
muffinmachine:
snitchimightbe:
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
Were there consequences?
The police pretended to call the Nigerian scam artist and left to ‘catch him’
muffin-bitch:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
what the fuck you’re right
Benedict: I'm Smaug in the Hobbit, I'm in Star Trek: Into the Darkness, and I play Sherlock, I think I'd get torn limb from limb if I went to Comic Con.
17starsfromasgard:
sing-me-the-song-of-my-otp:
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
are you telling me I could have all A’s and a B+
What grading system are you looking at? Cause mine sure as hell isn’t that good
Ah the inaccuracy, it hurts D: The grading...
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
castiel-is-a-assbutt:
Zis if from mein spring collection
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
